The true Episode 100! For best viewing open this page and play the song (in a new window), or better yet, play the version from Mystery White Boy (i couldn't find it online). NEVER the album version. Wait until the lyrics begin before you start reading.
Forrest Whitaker was the Last King of Scotland, but he was a black dude. I've been to Scotland and I didn't see any black dudes. He was best in his autobiographical role in "Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai"
Swirly is a Swirl of many faces, moods, and temptations. It was Jolly Swirly who ate Ronald Reagan in 1978 (unfortunately he ended up shitting out the goddamn devil).
ARG! I NEED A NEW FUCKING PEN. In this act of somnambulance, Swirly encounters C Crunkz, bishop of the sea. He is chased around for hours over the vastly green hills of Northern Ireland before being victim of a 1974 H-Test in Arizona.
The oldest joke in the book: A fish walks into a bar. Nazis. Etc. Unintentionally written by Michael Seiler. Stolen and Produced by Swirly, Inc. Executive Producers Harvey & Bob Weinstein.
This was originally going to be a parody of 300. It didn't really work because I can't draw that many scantily-clothed men without having to take several breaks.