Saturday, February 21, 2009

Episode 100: Dream Brother

The true Episode 100! For best viewing open this page and play the song (in a new window), or better yet, play the version from Mystery White Boy (i couldn't find it online). NEVER the album version.
Wait until the lyrics begin before you start reading.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Episode 100: Dream Brother

BAD END
THIS IS NOT THE TRUE EPISODE 100!
TRY AGAIN WITH A FRIEND

Episode 99: Baggage

A powerpoint presentation given in outer space by a jalectine prince turns earth into a bunch of puppies, eliminating much of the western hemisphere.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Episode 98: Pale Fire

Forrest Whitaker was the Last King of Scotland, but he was a black dude. I've been to Scotland and I didn't see any black dudes. He was best in his autobiographical role in "Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai"

Episode 97: Context

Swirly is a Swirl of many faces, moods, and temptations. It was Jolly Swirly who ate Ronald Reagan in 1978 (unfortunately he ended up shitting out the goddamn devil).

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Episode 96: Swirly's 115th Dream

ARG! I NEED A NEW FUCKING PEN.
In this act of somnambulance, Swirly encounters C Crunkz, bishop of the sea. He is chased around for hours over the vastly green hills of Northern Ireland before being victim of a 1974 H-Test in Arizona.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Episode 94: Mikey's World

The oldest joke in the book: A fish walks into a bar. Nazis. Etc.
Unintentionally written by Michael Seiler. Stolen and Produced by Swirly, Inc.
Executive Producers Harvey & Bob Weinstein.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Episode 93: DOOMIT SCREAMS

Originally drawn by H.P. Lovecraft this doozy will leave you terrified long into the night. Do omit screams, because Doom, it screams.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Episode 92: 144,000

This was originally going to be a parody of 300. It didn't really work because I can't draw that many scantily-clothed men without having to take several breaks.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Episode 91: Rapture

Echoes. Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal. Swirly. Some bad shit is goin down. Part 2 to follow tomorrow.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Episode 90: Sung Tongs


On the more abstract side. I zoned out for about twleve minutes and then this appeared below me.

Episode 89: [Title Destroyed]

IN THIS COMIC, THAT DUMBASS CARTOONIST TRIES TO BEST ME. WATCH HIS SUFFERING LITERALLY LIGHT THE PAGE IN FLAMES. also don't i have a wuddy face?