Starting a game show is a great way to launder money. It's also a great way to distort reality and enable strange personal fantasies.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Scalpers buy tickets like hens lay eggs. It's just what they do. Ever since the government subsidized corn and bought land in exchange for buffalo, Native Americans have been forced into a life of crime, mostly by selling event tickets at exorbitant prices. Hate the game, not the player.Thursday, February 17, 2011
We sort of left our friend right in the middle of a situation a couple of days ago. We know this happens a lot, but we're just following orders. In this rancid rote, Swirly takes on a nerve amplifier the same way Ken Jennings took on Watson. Later, Swirly comes back to the present and bests Watson at his own game by dominating the personal story round.Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Presented here is a storyboard for an ancient movie. The production values are very poor, even for a time before the advent of controlled fire. Friday, February 11, 2011
The synapsifier needed a human tester. Preferably one with little to no intelligence. Enter Swirly.Wednesday, February 9, 2011
There's something to be said about a machine that totally fails at its main function. That thing that should be said is this: Those machines will be progenitors of the next kind of art: The pain and suffering of a literal infinite loop of failure.Monday, February 7, 2011
So sick of these one note acts. Mix them all together and you get something worse than meatloaf. Wrap that in bacon and cover it with ketchup, however, and you've got something edible.
Swirly may get angry or hurt, but he is not one for grudges, as they require a dedication to hate. He'd rather forgive and forget. However, sometimes the only way to make things right is with a pantomime gun fight.
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