sorry this is just so awesome...lol @ brock saying "for reals?"
Expect more Swirl in your 2011. Or perhaps something new.
improvisation 1/2/11
BT00060G by coreyboland
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
But wait, there's more!
Loyal fans, apologies for the recent delay. A recent run-in with ancient manuscripts called the Dune Series has prevented the editors from transcribing more cave paintings. We think, however, that this recent excavation will provide new insight into the workings of the cycle of life and death some call samsara. Expect exciting new journeys into the unknown, plus poop jokes!!
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Coming Soon
New comics, starting, obviously, with #150 will be posted shortly. The 147a-149c epic will be mail only, sorry. This enhances the mystique and transience of the medium! HA!
Monday, January 25, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
GOING ROGUE
Swirly is GOING ROGUE!
If you would like to receive the next comic, send Swirly your home address and he might mail it to you via the Pony Express. Don't mention this to Corey, I'm doing it behind his back. swirlyinforcer@gmail.com
If you would like to receive the next comic, send Swirly your home address and he might mail it to you via the Pony Express. Don't mention this to Corey, I'm doing it behind his back. swirlyinforcer@gmail.com
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Episode 145: Devotion
Devotion. Dedication. You might think there's a theme going. Nope. Purely coincidence. You think anyone actually moderates this comic? I (call me HAL1) got a warehouse full of these things and there's a big lottery ticket barrel we spin each day. Well not each day, but whenever one of us rises up to the surface. They say brevity is the soul of wit.1see, a human would have come up with something more clever
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Episode 143: Dedication
Narcissism is a form of...mwahahahahaha
ok so the story behind this one is i was lying supine on the couch and the fucking kmd album has a fixed groove at the end and it just kept spinning and spinning, so i resigned and took a picture with my phone; wait, this isn't a blog: we'll save it for the making-of documentary that Sudhir Venkatesh is making.
edit: Sudhir if you ever see this, you're the man.
Monday, January 4, 2010
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Swirly shows a daringly soft side in this modern romance caught in progress at a side street night club. The frame is cut off on the bottom, but rest assured that zombies tear out everyone's brains and spread intestines all over the sidewalk. It's Shakespeare.
First in a series where Swirly tastefully reviews music. It's a really easy way to push these babies out!
This one is like a choose your own adventure book. Or Tom Hanks' concept idea in Big. Extra! Extra! Read all about it! I don't get it.
I was as bored transcribing it as you were briefly glancing at it.
Here's a deleted scene from the Swirly movie that actually caused a global meltdown.
If I flipped it around so that Utah was the right shape, the text would all be backwards. Decisions, decisions...
"Jesus shaved his hair off, Muhammad dropped his drawers, and Krishna cracked a smile when Durga walked in through the door."
Few know the true story of Vladimir N. Rubik. Originally brought to this country from a remote civilization, the mad cannibal locked all of our minds forever, sealed inside of some plastic cube. Not really, he's just some dick who made some gay toy.
Now here's one I can sink my teeth into!
I had to do a wikipedia search to find out what the Ozarks were. Read about their Traditional economic activity. Pretty soon you'll be reading this comic, thinking about Vickers, about Gordon Wood, not even seeing the Lion staring in your face.
The market was too saturated, so this puppy had to wring out. The market cannot handle the truth. Right, Tom Cruise?
I had to make one today that was mildly coherent.
And this is modern music criticism?
This one isn't so scary. It's more of a boner.
This one is kind of a let down considering the title. Analyze that one.
We couldn't use a picture of M@$#@#^$ so this happened. So what if Malkmoose has a ^#%$@!#% on his &^%!#%^ and like likes to get it %$#&$%*$**$$%. Vincent Van Gogh was a great man and never molested any deaf kids.
Cavitron was developed by *gasp* the federal government to eliminate cavities and secure the border, funded by the underwhelmingly wealthy dentists' lobby. Since the government developed it, it was inherently homosexual and desired to be as far up your ass as possible. Hope this helps.
Na.
Fuck DICKS. Open wide for the cavity man.
Here's another classic example of taking a decent idea and squandering it. Also this scanned in really light, you gotta squint to see that the last frame says boners. there i gave away the ending. it's boners.
I could go for some more guac & granny porn. May have some NSFW material.
This is from the blooper reel of Swirly: The Movie. A slight anachronism and the movie's release being Good Friday prevented this one from making the screen. That's all.
nothing....