The text here is about as vague as the joke. Wait, there is no joke.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Episode 106: Modern Thought
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Episode 105: Speakin' Out
Monday, March 16, 2009
Episode 104: Success Comes In Small Doses
Watch here as success comes in a rather large dose: The social commentary on the goals of Hitler and the end of rule in Turin, Italy under the house of Savoy.
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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Episode 103: Monkey Business
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Episode 102: Swane
What follows is a skeleton from the closet of Hollywood. The only footage that remains of the original film, "Swane." Once discovered as a fetishist, Swirly was fired and replaced by Alan Ladd, who was (slightly) taller and a more believable human. Song copyright Phil Spector, 1953 (he was 13).
Actual movie footage
Actual movie footage
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Episode 101: Old Swirler
You can't hardly tell at first, not till they get to the point of slobbering and staggering around. When you see a critter in that fix, you know for sure. But you want to watch for others that ain't that far along. Now, you take a bobcat or a fox. You know they'll run if you give 'em the chance. But when one don't run, or maybe makes fight at you, why, you shoot him and shoot him quick. After he's bitten you, it's too late.
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Swirly sings songs of freedom, oppression and peaks of mountains drizzled in human DNA.
A celestial orgy. Men with diapers stripping for their mistresses. I'm glad this is only a cartoon.
Swirly doesn't really have any black friends. He sure isn't making any more here.



