Shit Talk

There's certain things, when you work in an office, that you learn about people that most other people, even their family members, wouldn't know. Like when you take a daily poop next to them with only a 1 inch piece of metal, not connected at the corners, between you. Here's the thing about shit: everybody likes their own brand. So you might wonder about someone, how does he like the food from that shitty chinese place on the corner? Then you smell their shit and realize that this is a smell that person deals with on a daily basis, and perhaps is the same smell the purveyors of the shitty chinese place had in mind when they made the food.